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Full Service

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For those who can’t read the low resolution text as interpreted by my crappy cell phone camera it reads:

Venereal Diseases • Aids Testing
Immigration Physicals • Viagra
Preganancy Test • DNA Paternity Test
Premarital Blood Testing
Drug Screening • Passport Photos

Who says the recession killed the entreprenual spirit? Personally I find comfort in knowing I have the convenience of one stop shopping the next time I need my passport photo and a paternity test.

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5 Responses to “Full Service”

  1. Bob Says:
    February 9th, 2010 at 1:43 pm

    seems to me that by including viagra, he is dramatically increasing sales for his other products – VD & AIDs testing, prenancy & paternity testing, premarital blood testing (for those that passed the pregnancy & paternity testing).

    this guy paid attention in class.

  2. Maggie Says:
    February 9th, 2010 at 2:20 pm

    I wonder what B&L stands for.

    Big and Lascivious
    Bloody Lucrative
    Bad Love

    ???

  3. meno Says:
    February 9th, 2010 at 4:48 pm

    He forgot one; “Virginity Cured.”

  4. de Says:
    February 10th, 2010 at 11:58 am

    just scary.

  5. jaded Says:
    February 11th, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    Bob, you would have had a bright future in marketing.

    *****

    Maggie, Brief & Lousy?

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    meno, or perhaps restored?

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    de, I bet he sells cappuccino too.

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